the-laughing-cactus: jaclcfrost: if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
mybigfatredwedding: How Did You Find That Untagged Post From 11 Months Ago a story of confusion, fear, and general unease
blein: sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS...
ispeakineloquently: fudgeflies: i wonder what’s happening right now over at hogwarts probably education since harry doesn’t go there anymore
arisaavena: hiddledbythebatch: territorialcreep: rusharound: atomiccrowbars: stitchedego: thebaronofthebells: liking someone who is already in a relationship Liking someone who likes you back, but they’re already in a relationship Liking someone who doesn’t like you back Liking someone who doesn’t exist. Liking someone Liking yourself this easily became the...
the-yolocaust: townsvillain: the-yolocaust: ʎɐƃ ɹnoʎ sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ uɐɔ noʎ ɟı *əɹ,noʎ
therealsourpatchninja: kevinskidney: louisbum: nakedwithhoran: does england exist to make every other country look stupid all but one yea, america can do it by itself